Sunday, January 27, 2008

Asain With Big Boobs Molested On Train

shade of an oxymoron, sipping a coffee

From: balenaspiaggiata@walesmail.com
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cia Flat!
but nice leggersi su un blog....
Ti mando un antipastino della tua senape preferita, del resto anche l'occhio vuole la sua parte, no? [ dice Flat: fatti, non parole. ]
e ti aggiungo pure l'@-ricetta del caffè inglese.




Eh già, lo so che l'accoppiata caffè/inglese è un ossimoro bello e buono [ dice Flat: l’ossimoro deve essere un dolcetto britannico che non conosco ], ma d'altra parte qui si parla di ricette no?
[ dice Flat: e si, si dovrebbe. ]
Dunque. stamattina esco di casa. giornata (o meglio, fine della nottata visto che erano le 6:15 am) [ dice Flat che esce at 8:30 of the house ... poareta ] gloomy, with the rain that has nuisance English wetter more condensed (but what good, in Naples is said schizzichea, and only this way of saying you make the rain almost funny but here is rain just to be more English)
I get on my good meter, smelling the smells of the aftertaste of the weekend (other than sauce ....), finally arrive at the station, missing 15 minutes to my train, as Usually, I go back to the cafeteria (or rather, a kiosk where they sell drinks and hot color for a bizarre event is called coffee) that produces a good (for the average of the place, of course) "filtered coffee" American.
Oibo ', the traitors are closed. and mo '?
coming from a Neapolitan family doc, where the first fragrance in the house was that of coffee [ Flat says: after that of the sauce? ], I headed to another kiosk.
Simpatico, are also cookies, those American round, with chocolate sprinkles on (tasted are good [ Flat says: I confirm, its good! ])



vabbe ', I say, if the cookies are American, yet the American coffee .... and I will start.
Ordino "white coffee no sugar please" [ Flat says: miiii that pronunciation! ]
answer me a Costa Rican (Then they are professional!?) "Hot or cold milk? Regular or large?"
it is their profession. [ asks curious Flat: How to recognize a Costa Rican? ]
"regular, cold milk, thanks" (let us put the milk cold usually for a reason that I'll explain later)
"two sixty-five"
"ehhhhhhhhhhhhh?" (But I'm still sleeping? But it sure is angry with me? "I do not see anyone else around ...)
" two sixty-five PLEASE "the brute makes a threatening manner.
[ Flat says: did you even pay that thing there, the oxymoron ]
pay and wait. and look, like my coffee. I say pound-for-two and sixty-five pence (plus € 4 or less, I enjoy the show, will be an artistic coffee) are forgetting that in London. Error! I remember my aunt
mythical, that coffee is a witch, how to fill in the filter of mocha with lots of love (there are people who put passion in every gesture. My aunt is one of those) [ Flat says: even Ciccina makes a coffee ... Freche. As they say in Abruzzo. ].... and watch.
The Bad goes to the banquet on his right, opens a door, puts his paw in it.
and pulls out .... the jar of Nescafe!

what I have at home. The

reiterate that I asked for a "filtered coffee"
[ Flat says: controversy la ragassa di prima mattina, né? ]
Il bruto grugnisce.
[ dice Flat: e no! Questo non si fa, cattiva educazione. O digestione? ]
Si dirige verso la macchina del caffè.
Riempie il filtro della macchina da caffè con il nescafè.
Poco ci manca che piango. [ pontifica Flat: piccole ferite che colpiscono il piccolo Narciso del nostro piccolo Ego. ]
Riempie una specie di brocca (che poi capisco essere il mio bicchiere) con un liquido marronciognolo, fumante.
Prende un bricco con il latte, fumante anch'esso (ma io lo volevo freddo! non ho l'esofago foderato di amianto! [ dice Flat: meglio! L’amianto è molto pericoloso. ] but are too annihilated in protest)
to put it there for a while.
covers the glass jar with a plastic lid.
had ever seen that precious drink or cool you down?
and hands it to me, always grunting.
[ Flat says: definitely digestion ]


750 ml of ciofeche!
and for Americans that is the size of "regular ".... [ explained Dr Flat: pronounced "reighiulaaer" ] delusions of grandeur and for the coffee?
luckily I have the gloves (cold hands cracks me) and I'm not burned.
But why, why, why [ asks Flat: Mica is an oxymoron this? ] than to do evil, coffee, hot do well? [ Flat says: why would cool even worse ]
But at least on the cover it says "drink with caution - very hot content"
politically correct.
[ Flat says: see? It is a civilized country, after all. ]
never see me do a burn of the fourth degree and denounce them.
throw everything at the end. I think the trash was on fire for the high temperature, chemical reaction, or do not know.
[ confirmation Flat In London, the only good that has happened to coffee drinking was certainly also sells Starbucks oxymorons ]
then:
@-Recipe coffee
-750 ml of filtered tap water from the Thames, possibly at a temperature between 100 and 104 'C
- 2 or more tablespoons of Nescafe instant coffee substitute (oxymoron too) [says Flat, but he likes these cookies, then? ]
- qbav if cold milk to 80-90 degrees Celsius, otherwise omotermo water.
- an American coffee maker
- number of burns and poison control center handy. Flat

Hello!
enjoy your cuppa!
[ Flat says: I was mad? ]


PS: the photos I have taken from the internet, I'm sorry but I still do not know to download from your mobile phone or digital camera ....
I told you, they are wimps!
[ Flat says: you'll learn, girl, you'll learn that! ]

From: balenaspiaggiata@walesmail.com
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Posted: 21/01/2008 24:14
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a-re-hello ( but this is not the alpha privative)
osno I realized that coem usual there are a couple (maybe more ') of erorri of typing, I'm sorry. and 'that we do not have the qwerty keyboard and another but I often will "intercciano the fingers" to coem Fantozzi. I would be if I
Garat correction of them.
a hug

whale

[ Flat says: it is true. I did. Ah, you have to do for a good mustard ... ]

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Tech Me How To Masterbate

Do not worry!



Apart from the years pass, not to re-study
and the sky promises to all but there is still hidden behind his blue and also
even some women go through here
someone has put a few minutes
has started but it will not go

No worries, no fear
Do not worry, we think the life they told me so ...
No worries, no fear
do not worry, you can see the moon even from here.

Apart from that I still vomit for what they can say
do not know if the bales are worse or the faces they can do. Apart
that dreams pass them if one passes you always defended them
some others you should have seen them finish

...

always pulls a wind that changes nothing
while everything seems to change air storm.
Look here 'that the wind might change anything
some changes everything seems pretty fresh air.

Apart from that the time is short and you want them to widen spreads
and meanwhile the fog and you could live in the sea.
And even some stars fall inside or outside it
to express a wish that you are left out another hundred.

No worries, no fear
Do not worry, we think the life they told me so ... Nothing
fear, no fear
do not worry, you can see the moon even from here.

No worries, no fear.

(words from Mikayala )

Ah the good old Liga guesses there forever, or not? So while
cazzeggiano outside the terrace listening to music (as appropriate) and evaluating old and new damage (old: waterproofing suspended since September, new: a small tornado of three days ago that destroyed plants and pots [like saying it rains wet?]) back to take a sweater because it's breezy.
At home there is no one (else farewell post) and look at my little dear pc languishing black and cold, abandoned.
I say a spin in internet non ha mai ammazzato nessuno (o no?) e parto, magari che so?, qualche nuovo commento, qualche ricettina, nuove amicizie?
Prima la posta però, clicco, si c’è, apro e meraviglia delle meraviglie:

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From: Balena Spiaggiata <>
Date: Jan 17, 2008 8:40 PM London.
Subject: a-ricetta
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ciao flat eric,
come va?
ti mando questa mail qui perchè non so come postartela sul blog (bello bello bello, mi tiene tanta compagnia, ma mi fa venire una fame...)
dunque, oggi sono di guardia in ospedale, una cosa inaspettata- un favore ad un mio collega- and so I did not even behind an apple, a cookie, a loaf of bread ... nothing.
and so I ventured in the cafeteria ....
and I tell you what I have "chosen" - the alternative was a chicken of the Pleistocene -
"cod and cheese pasta bake"
or
"pasta baked with cheese and baked cod"
[Flat says: that sucks but does not exercise its right of censorship]
aspect: from above looked like a cat's species of potatoes.
The one with the breadcrumbs above, looking crisp in
pieces of dough, I think, penne rigate, now merged with each other. the British have discovered how to get back to the starting ingredients than finished, and then, from pasta to be cooked "unable to obtain after-hours and hours of expert-brew a sort of" fondue "that recalls the original mixture.
these pens, now melted, fused with pieces of cod, including skin ..... some are yellow as saffron .... and to tie it all, a kind of sauce made of a sort of white sauce and pieces of cheddar cheese (a cheese from here, that depending on the dye they put in - yellow, orange or purple-and do not joke 'to maturing short, medium or strong ...)

this is the cheddar .... great color right? poor me .....
[Flat says: that sucks but does not exercise its right of censorship]

All put into a nice baking pan and covered with flakes of fake cheese, that a merged assume the appearance of uncooked spaghetti in the oven when you do them without cooking them first - and pure flavor. And this is
!
out of desperation - and the pangs of hunger, "and now abandoned any ambition of not being a whale, I returned to that table and I took a portion of French fries .
least those not betray you.

so I decided to send this recipe @-I think that could usher in a little paragraph on your blog: @-recipe because the alpha privative, and then this is the antithesis of a recipe, and @-prescription, in the sense that if you eat something like " arricetti Neapolitan talking about.
What do you think?
[Flat says: you look and not touch]



That 's a beautiful version of pasta, fish in the internet and found, alas, that this creation was not the result of the warped mind of our cook who waste used for cooking of yesterday (the hospital where I work has 72 say 72 billion pounds of debt ... [Flat says: then the whole world over?]) but a traditional recipe .......

However, let me know if you like this comparison, I can sacrifice myself and every time I call I to see what's there. Both guards will do enough ....
I also take this opportunity to thank you because your blog makes me feel very very close to you, a Christian, to bug, to Ciccillo and Poldi and keeps me a lot of company.

But when I come again I make the linguine with mussels and green peppers ????? Zucchinelli with risotto or perfume? or carrot cake and provolone? Yum!

I hope the situation will be resolved as soon as rubbish in Naples, my anger is that we are a civilized people (and it shows also how we eat - we taste) and I do not feel that a handful of would-be politicians make us do the figure of barbarians.
but, in the kitchen, at least there win across the board, you think?
a big hug and see you soon
your beached whale.

[Flat says: our civilization began to have doubts, after all 'sti politicians we have voted us as well, or not? You, however, brings the mustard when you get back you know.]

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Sample Opeing Remarks For Church

There is a limit to everything!



so I did not want to go back for more without prescription.
I swear, I did not! But I
force. Caspiterina if I force.
I also bought (at great cost) the Book of Guys and shopped.




I would like to tell you of so many new restaurants that we visited, the visits by Guitaromane Nice, beached whale from London, the Captain of Pisa (all potential Guitarromane our correspondents except, that is potential but not a certainty!).


Perhaps the engagement of the Inspector and to Dudu (already finished but essential).

of new entries there were.


Some friends found



I would like to talk about pork loin with caramelized lemon boat of bread and apples & mustard.


I would not tell your troubles. I swear that I would not have done!
loss, pain and other issues for me are a private matter.
Shyness? Modesty and introversion?
Yet I protest and then I remember to have a blog. Culinary, all right, but always public! Of course, in my style, remember that these are only opinions (mine) and this is my pain public
1. I am ashamed of the politicians Campania (say almost all, 99%);
2. I'm not ashamed to be field (clear well);
3. each bag of garbage costs me 2 euro and 80 cents TARSU (5,000 pounds, I swear: 280 € tax compliance a 100 sacchetti all’anno) e non dico che per questa cifra debba venire a prenderlo il Sindaco in persona ma che va bene anche un suo delegato;
4. non sopporto i politici che non si assumono le responsabilità (politiche) dei (loro) fallimenti, (io per esempio e tanti altri come me ce le assumiamo nel lavoro);
5. il paradosso campano è caratterizzato dal fatto che i politici non hanno il coraggio di guidare i processi politici: la costruzione del cd. “Ciclo dei rifiuti” è un processo politico che richiede consenso e informazione dei cittadini e accordo tra le Istituzioni, eppure in Campania viene governato da 14 anni da ex prefetti et alia (cioè poliziotti, con il massimo rispetto per il loro lavoro, per carità!) in modo (ovviamente perché senza consenso) fallimentare;
6. il paradosso campano è caratterizzato (anche) dal fatto che invece la nomina dei “Tecnici” (primari ospedalieri, direttori di filiali bancarie, degli uffici postali, presidi di scuole, impiegati di centri commerciali tipo Ikea, Vulcano buono, autisti di autobus ecc. ecc.) è fatta o suggerita dai politici;
7. per dirla in altri termini, qui in Campania, si ha l’impressione che i politici (quelli di prima e quelli attuali), affaccendati in clientele, appalti, assunzioni e concorsi, non gestiscano il bene pubblico o lo gestiscano per i loro affari;
8. "System" (the cd. Camorra) is (exactly) dominates the system and processes undisturbed while there is a "system" the public in the sense that few people still believe (the State);
9. I'm secular and perhaps (also) an atheist and I do not feel represented by any political party. It seems to me that in this country there is no place for a quiet discussion on values \u200b\u200b(secular) social and civil
10. I am pleased that the Pope does not go to the Wisdom to inaugurate the academic year. The inauguration of an academic year of university freedom has to do with science and not beliefs or dogmas. I do not think that Wisdom, next year, he invited an Imam, a Rabbi or (even) the Dalai Lama. The Pope still has spaces (daily) in all the TG and / or RG and interference in our daily life and society as they like him but for some reason it does with the French, Spaniards, Germans, Argentinians, etc.. etc..
11. theology is not a matter of public university education (even the History of Religions)
12. I believe that the Rector of Wisdom has been selected policies (and review, I have no proof);
13. journalists are worse than the politicians and the service of TG 1 on tonight Mastella family (with all due respect to Mastella family) was sick and I wonder why I continue to pay fees RAI (yes, I pay);
14. But I do not pay more than the fee Telecom (bad crooks spies);
15. the choice of Iannuzzi (and who is it?) as Secretary of the PD field is an agreement between Bassolino and De Mita (news sources) and do not represent me;
16. Politicians would like honest, competent, and have a sense of civic responsibility, political dignity, sense of institutions, but I can not see around;
17. I miss you very much;
18. Patt! I forgot everything, as it lines up?
19. greetings from Ciccillo.



PS: it's raining bad here, and you?